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'Where Are The Hoes?' Baby Tee

'Where Are The Hoes?' Baby Tee

Regular price $38.00 USD
Regular price $45.00 USD Sale price $38.00 USD
Sale Sold out

This tee is giving generational wealth with generational trauma. The Trust Fund & Trust Issues Tee is for the girl who has a signature scent, a scandalous past, and an inheritance she’s emotionally unequipped to manage. She's 40% daddy issues, 60% Dior, and 100% not replying to your texts from her family estate.

It’s giving: money can’t buy happiness, but it did buy this shirt.

Printed on a classic unisex tee so it fits just as well on yacht decks as it does in your therapist’s office. Perfect for brunching in Balenciaga, emotionally spiraling at a resort, or posting thirst traps captioned with Lana lyrics.

💸 100% ethically sourced cotton — soft like the lies you told in boarding school
🏛️ Ribbed collar for when your morals are loose but your neckline isn’t
🫖 Seamless design for clean drama
👑 A timeless fit for legacy babies, gold card swipers, and emotionally unavailable icons

 

Care instructions (because we do have staff, but it’s still good to know):
– Machine wash cold (like your trust in men)
– Non-chlorine bleach for daddy’s sins
– Tumble dry low while reading tabloid drama about yourself
– Do not iron, wrinkles are aristocratic
– No dry cleaning. We don’t trust strangers with our clothes or our hearts.

Size: XS
Color: Navy

FREE WORLDWIDE SHIPPING OVER $50

Every Slay Society piece is made just for you — we don’t mass produce, overstock, or sit on piles of inventory.

Please allow 2–7 business days for production before your order ships.
We work with high-quality, ethical print partners and always aim to fulfill your order from the closest location possible to reduce delivery time and emissions. We're not here for shipping delays or climate guilt.

Once your order is printed and packed, you’ll receive a shipping confirmation email with tracking info so you can follow its journey.

🌍 SHIPPING TIME

Shipping times vary depending on your location. On average:

  • USA: 5-10 business days
  • Canada: 5–10 business days
  • UK & Europe: 5–10 business days
  • Australia & International: 7–15 business days

Deliveries to remote areas may take a little longer, and in rare cases — due to courier or customs delays beyond our control — shipping can take up to 30 days.

If your order feels unusually delayed, don’t panic — reach out and we’ll help you track it down.

FREE REPLACEMENTS

💔 IF YOUR ORDER ARRIVES DAMAGED OR DEFECTIVE

We’re committed to delivering high-quality, wearable chaos — but if your item arrives with a:

  • Manufacturing defect
  • Printing error
  • Shipping-related damage

We’ll replace it at no cost.

Just email hello@slaysocietyy.com within 30 days of delivery with your order number and clear photos of the issue. Once approved, we’ll ship a FREE REPLACEMENT ASAP

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'Where Are The Hoes?' Baby Tee

'Where Are The Hoes?' Baby Tee

Regular price $38.00 USD
Regular price $45.00 USD Sale price $38.00 USD
Sale Sold out
Size: XS
Color: Navy