The 'DATA COLLECTOR' Baby Tee
The 'DATA COLLECTOR' Baby Tee
The Data Collector Baby Tee is for the girlies who date like it’s fieldwork and overshare like it’s qualitative analysis. You’re not toxic — you’re just gathering results. It's giving “this was for the plot” energy. It's giving “he was a case study, your honor.” This tee is soft, sinister, and scientifically unbothered.
Printed on a youth-sized tee for that perfectly cropped baby tee silhouette that screams “ethically questionable but kind of iconic.”
📊 100% ethically grown US cotton — soft like your redirection tactics
📎 Ribbed collar that holds shape, unlike your situationship timeline
🧵 Seamless construction — smooth like your lies in the name of “research”
📦 Classic fit for running tests, collecting receipts, and never replying again
Care instructions (because even scientists need clean shirts):
– Machine wash warm (max 40°C / 105°F)
– Non-chlorine bleach only (no emotional residue)
– Tumble dry medium while categorizing red flags
– Iron low heat if you’re in your controlled variable era
– Do not dry clean. We don’t need that much precision.
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FREE WORLDWIDE SHIPPING OVER $50
FREE WORLDWIDE SHIPPING OVER $50
Every Slay Society piece is made just for you — we don’t mass produce, overstock, or sit on piles of inventory.
Please allow 2–7 business days for production before your order ships.
We work with high-quality, ethical print partners and always aim to fulfill your order from the closest location possible to reduce delivery time and emissions. We're not here for shipping delays or climate guilt.
Once your order is printed and packed, you’ll receive a shipping confirmation email with tracking info so you can follow its journey.
🌍 SHIPPING TIME
Shipping times vary depending on your location. On average:
- USA: 5-10 business days
- Canada: 5–10 business days
- UK & Europe: 5–10 business days
- Australia & International: 7–15 business days
Deliveries to remote areas may take a little longer, and in rare cases — due to courier or customs delays beyond our control — shipping can take up to 30 days.
If your order feels unusually delayed, don’t panic — reach out and we’ll help you track it down.
FREE REPLACEMENTS
FREE REPLACEMENTS
💔 IF YOUR ORDER ARRIVES DAMAGED OR DEFECTIVE
We’re committed to delivering high-quality, wearable chaos — but if your item arrives with a:
- Manufacturing defect
- Printing error
- Shipping-related damage
We’ll replace it at no cost.
Just email hello@slaysocietyy.com within 30 days of delivery with your order number and clear photos of the issue. Once approved, we’ll ship a FREE REPLACEMENT ASAP


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