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Theo Jame's Whore

Theo Jame's Whore

Regular price $38.00 USD
Regular price $45.00 USD Sale price $38.00 USD
Sale Sold out

It’s not a shirt. It’s a cry for help in a hot accent.

You’re not here for love. You’re here for shameless power imbalance, uncomfortable eye contact, and luxury hotel sex that ruins your self-worth. You are Theo James’s Whore™ — unapologetically, publicly, and possibly internationally.

💳 Cropped youth fit — for that “daddy issues but luxury resort” vibe
🖤 100% ethically made cotton (unlike your thoughts)
🍷 Ribbed collar for serving looks and unbothered side-eyes
🌴 Seamless body for slipping into your villain arc unnoticed

 

Care instructions (because hot messes still do laundry):
– Machine wash warm like the poolside stare he gave in White Lotus
– Tumble dry while deleting your moral compass
– Iron low if you’re roleplaying "rich man’s reckless mistake"
– Do not dry clean. This tee is already scandalous.

Size: XS
Color: White

FREE WORLDWIDE SHIPPING OVER $50

Every Slay Society piece is made just for you — we don’t mass produce, overstock, or sit on piles of inventory.

Please allow 2–7 business days for production before your order ships.
We work with high-quality, ethical print partners and always aim to fulfill your order from the closest location possible to reduce delivery time and emissions. We're not here for shipping delays or climate guilt.

Once your order is printed and packed, you’ll receive a shipping confirmation email with tracking info so you can follow its journey.

🌍 SHIPPING TIME

Shipping times vary depending on your location. On average:

  • USA: 5-10 business days
  • Canada: 5–10 business days
  • UK & Europe: 5–10 business days
  • Australia & International: 7–15 business days

Deliveries to remote areas may take a little longer, and in rare cases — due to courier or customs delays beyond our control — shipping can take up to 30 days.

If your order feels unusually delayed, don’t panic — reach out and we’ll help you track it down.

FREE REPLACEMENTS

💔 IF YOUR ORDER ARRIVES DAMAGED OR DEFECTIVE

We’re committed to delivering high-quality, wearable chaos — but if your item arrives with a:

  • Manufacturing defect
  • Printing error
  • Shipping-related damage

We’ll replace it at no cost.

Just email hello@slaysocietyy.com within 30 days of delivery with your order number and clear photos of the issue. Once approved, we’ll ship a FREE REPLACEMENT ASAP

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Theo Jame's Whore

Theo Jame's Whore

Regular price $38.00 USD
Regular price $45.00 USD Sale price $38.00 USD
Sale Sold out
Size: XS
Color: White