The 'SERVING CAN'T' Baby Tee
The 'SERVING CAN'T' Baby Tee
For when you’re not “that girl.” You’re barely a person. The Serving Can’t Baby Tee is for the girlies in their flop era — chronically tired, deeply unserious, and one iced coffee away from an emotional collapse. It’s giving “I tried” energy. It’s giving “I showed up, and that’s the slay.”
With a barely-functioning silhouette graphic and tragic little hearts, this tee is printed on a youth-sized shirt for that cropped baby tee fit that says “I’m cute but deeply incapable.”
🖤 100% ethically grown US cotton — soft like your excuses
💅 Ribbed collar that holds up better than your will to live
🪡 Seamless design so you can fail in comfort
📦 Classic fit for running late, giving up, or lying down
Care instructions (you probably forgot already):
– Machine wash warm (max 40°C / 105°F)
– Non-chlorine bleach if you spill your seventh coffee
– Tumble dry medium while avoiding your to-do list
– Iron low heat if you miraculously have the energy
– Do not dry clean. That requires planning.
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FREE WORLDWIDE SHIPPING OVER $50
FREE WORLDWIDE SHIPPING OVER $50
Every Slay Society piece is made just for you — we don’t mass produce, overstock, or sit on piles of inventory.
Please allow 2–7 business days for production before your order ships.
We work with high-quality, ethical print partners and always aim to fulfill your order from the closest location possible to reduce delivery time and emissions. We're not here for shipping delays or climate guilt.
Once your order is printed and packed, you’ll receive a shipping confirmation email with tracking info so you can follow its journey.
🌍 SHIPPING TIME
Shipping times vary depending on your location. On average:
- USA: 5-10 business days
- Canada: 5–10 business days
- UK & Europe: 5–10 business days
- Australia & International: 7–15 business days
Deliveries to remote areas may take a little longer, and in rare cases — due to courier or customs delays beyond our control — shipping can take up to 30 days.
If your order feels unusually delayed, don’t panic — reach out and we’ll help you track it down.
FREE REPLACEMENTS
FREE REPLACEMENTS
💔 IF YOUR ORDER ARRIVES DAMAGED OR DEFECTIVE
We’re committed to delivering high-quality, wearable chaos — but if your item arrives with a:
- Manufacturing defect
- Printing error
- Shipping-related damage
We’ll replace it at no cost.
Just email hello@slaysocietyy.com within 30 days of delivery with your order number and clear photos of the issue. Once approved, we’ll ship a FREE REPLACEMENT ASAP


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