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The 'HE FROG, I'M SWAN' Baby Tee

The 'HE FROG, I'M SWAN' Baby Tee

Regular price $38.00 USD
Regular price $45.00 USD Sale price $38.00 USD
Sale Sold out

Inspired by the most iconic, unhinged, poetry-core red screenshot to ever grace the internet, the He Ugly, I’m Pretty Tee is delulu fashion excellence. It’s giving “I dated beneath me but made it performance art.” It’s giving “he frog, I’m swan” energy — pure, unfiltered femme superiority with a side of ✨digital derangement✨.

Printed on a youth-sized tee for that tight, Y2K-fit baby tee realness. This is not a shirt. This is a manifesto.

💅 100% ethically grown US cotton — soft like your revenge arc
🐸 Ribbed collar that says “no amphibians allowed”
🧵 Seamless stitching for maximum slay, zero distractions
📦 Classic fit for casual narcissism and frog-boy avoidance

 

Care instructions (because you still look good doing laundry):
– Machine wash warm (max 40°C / 105°F)
– Non-chlorine bleach only (you’re already cleansed by superiority)
– Tumble dry medium while quoting this shirt out loud
– Iron low heat if you're in your “pretty + pressed” era
– Do not dry clean. We don’t serve frog energy.

Color: Light Blue
Size: XS

FREE WORLDWIDE SHIPPING OVER $50

Every Slay Society piece is made just for you — we don’t mass produce, overstock, or sit on piles of inventory.

Please allow 2–7 business days for production before your order ships.
We work with high-quality, ethical print partners and always aim to fulfill your order from the closest location possible to reduce delivery time and emissions. We're not here for shipping delays or climate guilt.

Once your order is printed and packed, you’ll receive a shipping confirmation email with tracking info so you can follow its journey.

🌍 SHIPPING TIME

Shipping times vary depending on your location. On average:

  • USA: 5-10 business days
  • Canada: 5–10 business days
  • UK & Europe: 5–10 business days
  • Australia & International: 7–15 business days

Deliveries to remote areas may take a little longer, and in rare cases — due to courier or customs delays beyond our control — shipping can take up to 30 days.

If your order feels unusually delayed, don’t panic — reach out and we’ll help you track it down.

FREE REPLACEMENTS

💔 IF YOUR ORDER ARRIVES DAMAGED OR DEFECTIVE

We’re committed to delivering high-quality, wearable chaos — but if your item arrives with a:

  • Manufacturing defect
  • Printing error
  • Shipping-related damage

We’ll replace it at no cost.

Just email hello@slaysocietyy.com within 30 days of delivery with your order number and clear photos of the issue. Once approved, we’ll ship a FREE REPLACEMENT ASAP

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The 'HE FROG, I'M SWAN' Baby Tee

The 'HE FROG, I'M SWAN' Baby Tee

Regular price $38.00 USD
Regular price $45.00 USD Sale price $38.00 USD
Sale Sold out
Color: Light Blue
Size: XS